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Carefree Cuts: How to Prune Shrubs
People will buy an expensive piece of leather clothing and take it to a specialist across town for cleaning, they’ll pay trained mechanics for simple stuff like oil changes and tire rotations, even call an electrician when a circuit trips, but still stagger out into their yards with grampa’s dull hatchet and flail away at their overgrown shrubs as if they have an advanced degree in botany. Year after year, the shrubs look worse.
I don’t get it. Pruning is not complicated, once you know about a dozen things, a dozen things you are about to learn. Herein I will detail pruning techniques for both deciduous and evergreen shrubs. Put on a pot of coffee and break out the beanbag chairs, this is a long one.
A hatchet is not one of them. Nor is an axe, a handsaw made for lumber, or knives of any kind. If you own a yard, you own shrubs, and if you own shrubs, you need to own the following tools:
Bypass Pruner – This is your number one tool. It is so named because the top, curved cutting blade bypasses the wider, curved bottom portion that secures the branch you are cutting. Buy a good one – at least thirty bucks – with replaceable blades. It should last for decades. Good bypass pruners come right-handed and left-handed. A right-handed model has the blade to the right as you look down on it; reverse for left-handed. This is important, as we shall see.
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